Blue Chiba Field, Chiba, Japan. Attendance: 284
If you’ve followed Ice Ribbon at all this year, you’ll have watched Tsukasa Fujimoto and Risa Sera have a number of matches, both single and on the opposite sides of tag team matches. It hasn’t seemed the most heated rivalry, so why we’ve ended up at an exploding bat deathmatch I can’t be sure, but they have been fighting on the streets of Tokyo this year so…
The opener saw Hamuko Hoshi and Suzu go to a three minute draw. I guess Suzu is a rookie, and I haven’t watched a lot of Hoshi this year, but this was a pretty painless quick match. Suzu is learning ALL the young lion rollups she can remember. *1/2
Mochi Miyagi vs Akane Fujita: Miyagi is overflowing with personality, and lures Fujita into a pose off, then stomps on her. Why will no one in wrestling learn about these traps?! This is a pretty decent match, with Fujita being the powerhouse of the two but ultimately falling to a Styles Clash from Miyagi. **1/2
Matsuya Uno vs Miyako Matsumoto: Matsumoto LOVES standing on people. She even gets the ref in on the game, and she locks Uno in a number of interesting holds, including a top turnbuckle octopus that seems pointless but looks good. Mostly a lot of rolling around into flash pins, this wasn’t the greatest I’ve seen from either. Uno wins reversing a rollup. **
Kyuri /Maika Ozaki vs Maya Yuhiki/Giulia: Now this is more like it. Yuhiki snuck into my top ten matches of the year this year. Kyuri’s skirt is way too short, even for Japan. She needs to speak to her seamstress. Maya is clearly the best wrestler in the ring, and seems to be having a bit of fun at Ozaki’s expense. Ozaki has some good power spots, and I’d definitely be interested in her vs Yuhiki as a singles match. It got a little sloppy at points, but the final stretch had some decent moments, and that backcracker/senton double team looks legit. Ozaki and Kyuri win after Ozaki pins Giulia. Gentleman’s ***
Tsukas Fujimoto vs Risa Sera: This is why we’re here. Joshi deathmatches aren’t something you see every day, and for the Blast Queen title, why not have an exploding baseball bat?? Tsukasa on one side, resplendent in a massive collared robe. Risa on the other, looking like a killer from a bad Hong Kong action movie with the shades and the barbed wire kendo stick. This is ridiculous but I’m all in! Risa goes to the kendo stick early, and there’s a bit of crowd brawling. The single cam show really shows its limitations here, as you can’t really make out what’s going on.
You can really tell that Tsukasa was trained by the best here, as she is by far the best wrestler on this show. She goes for the bat first, but Risa ducks and turns it off. So, there’s a switch you have to turn it on with? That’s sensible I suppose, but surely the siren will let your opponent know its coming? I’m thinking about this too much. After three, em, twisting octopus bombs I’m going with, Fujimoto gets the bat and BOOM! What a bang it makes, and both sell it as a big deal. Taking the gimmick seriously makes it feel serious, an important lesson. More crowdbrawling, then some nice in ring work before Sera gets the bat and smashes Fujimoto in the ribs, BOOM! I love how the ref puts his goggles on when the klaxon goes. Big double knees off the top, then another bat shot puts Fujimoto away. Good match, better spectacle. ***1/2
Overall average show. Only really the main event is worth coming to see, but the rest was mostly inoffensive.